Sick Soundtrack

Yeah, you might think this is an awesome soundtrack as in "siiiick" (or maybe now you think I'm totally uncool). No, this is a soundtrack to mope to when you're Sneezy, Sniffly, Phlegmy and four other of the symptom dwarves of sick...

1. FC Kahuna - Hayling

2. Eels - I Need Some Sleep

3. Broken Social Scene - Swimmers

4. Carla Bruni - Tout le Monde

5. Atmosphere - Happymess

6. Starf**ker - Jupiter

7. VV Brown - Traveling Like Light

8. Vitamin String Quartet - Clocks (or anything with a violin for that matter)

9. The Weakerthans - Everything Must Go!

10. The Pogues - Fairytale of New York

11. Mumm-Ra - She's Got You High

12. Munchausen by Proxy - Sweet Ballad

13. The New Pornographers - Myriad Harbour

14. Octoberman - Trapped in the New Scene

Being sick sucks. (Duh.) Yeah, I know, you've never met anyone who loves being sick.

But seriously, you look like crap, you feel like crap, you're not sleeping because you can't breathe, your lips are chapped because you've become a mouth breather, no one wants to go near you for fear of being headbutted when you go into a full-body sneeze, and I'm pretty sure there's less oxygen in your brain because you pause between breaths because you're trying to keep the mucous in your nose from leaking out...

Blargh.

But maybe, just maybe

'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.
Henry David Thoreau

Oh, and one more, just for kicks...

Apologies

Some hope is restored to humanity when you get apologies from exes who totally fucked up in the past and have no ulterior motives attached to said apologies. Mamas and Papas, keep teaching your sons to treat girls right and how to apologize when they don't...

Edit: Alternatively, Bad Moms and Pops who don't seem to be able to teach their children that they are responsible for their actions and externalize it all(or kids that just don't effing listen and are dirtbags despite). WTF.

(B-Side)