Monday, October 19, 2009

Random sniped poetry...

Lines

Martha Collins

Draw a line. Write a line. There.
Stay in line, hold the line, a glance
between the lines is fine but don't
turn corners, cross, cut in, go over
or out, between two points of no
return's a line of flight, between
two points of view's a line of vision.
But a line of thought is rarely
straight, an open line's no party
line, however fine your point.
A line of fire communicates, but drop
your weapons and drop your line,
consider the shortest distance from x
to y, let x be me, let y be you.

“Do You Have Any Advice For Those of Us Just Starting Out?"

Ron Koertge

Give up sitting dutifully at your desk. Leave
your house or apartment. Go out into the world.

It's all right to carry a notebook but a cheap
one is best, with pages the color of weak tea
and on the front a kitten or a space ship.

Avoid any enclosed space where more than
three people are wearing turtlenecks. Beware
any snow-covered chalet with deer tracks
across the muffled tennis courts.

Not surprisingly, libraries are a good place to write.
And the perfect place in a library is near an aisle
where a child a year or two old is playing as his
mother browses the ranks of the dead.

Often he will pull books from the bottom shelf.
The title, the author's name, the brooding photo
on the flap mean nothing. Red book on black, gray
book on brown, he builds a tower. And the higher
it gets, the wider he grins.

You who asked for advice, listen: When the tower
falls, be like that child. Laugh so loud everybody
in the world frowns and says, "Shhhh."

Then start again.


After Us

Connie Wanek

I don't know if we're in the beginning
or in the final stage.
-- Tomas Tranströmer

Rain is falling through the roof.
And all that prospered under the sun,
the books that opened in the morning
and closed at night, and all day
turned their pages to the light;

the sketches of boats and strong forearms
and clever faces, and of fields
and barns, and of a bowl of eggs,
and lying across the piano
the silver stick of a flute; everything

invented and imagined,
everything whispered and sung,
all silenced by cold rain.

The sky is the color of gravestones.
The rain tastes like salt, and rises
in the streets like a ruinous tide.
We spoke of millions, of billions of years.
We talked and talked.

Then a drop of rain fell
into the sound hole of the guitar, another
onto the unmade bed. And after us,
the rain will cease or it will go on falling,
even upon itself.


Publication Date

Franz Wright

One of the few pleasures of writing
is the thought of one’s book in the hands of a kind-hearted
intelligent person somewhere. I can’t remember what the
others are right now.
I just noticed that it is my own private

National I Hate Myself and Want to Die Day
(which means the next day I will love my life
and want to live forever). The forecast calls
for a cold night in Boston all morning

and all afternoon. They say
tomorrow will be just like today,
only different. I’m in the cemetery now
at the edge of town, how did I get here?

A sparrow limps past on its little bone crutch saying
I am Frederico Garcia Lorca
risen from the dead–
literature will lose, sunlight will win, don’t worry.


The Meadow

Kate Knapp Johnson

Half the day lost, staring
at this window. I wanted to know
just one true thing

about the soul, but I left thinking
for thought, and now -
two inches of snow have fallen

over the meadow. Where did I go,
how long was I out looking
for you?, who would never leave me,
my withness, my here.


She Didn't Mean to Do It

Daisy Fried

Oh, she was sad, oh, she was sad.
She didn't mean to do it.

Certain thrills stay tucked in your limbs,
go no further than your fingers, move your legs through their paces,
but no more. Certain thrills knock you flat
on your sheets on your bed in your room and you fade
and they fade. You falter and they're gone, gone, gone.
Certain thrills puff off you like smoke rings,
some like bell rings growing out, out, turning
brass, steel, gold, till the whole world's filled
with the gonging of your thrills.

But oh, she was sad, she was just sad, sad,
and she didn't mean to do it.



Article #2

Yoga enthusiasts pursue healthy living at no cost

Yoga instructor Gina MacKay (without mat) leads a Sunday morning yoga class at Lululemon in the Oakridge Centre Mall.

by Linnaea Kershaw

Langara students might be missing out on one of the best-kept secrets – a cheap and easy way to maintain a healthy lifestyle.


Right down the street from Langara, Oakridge Mall boasts one of many Lululemons around the city that hold weekly classes for the low, low, price of “free ninety-nine”.


“We have so many connections to teachers because of the nature of our business,” said Kristin Lautrup, Lululemon’s community leader for the Oakridge store. “It allows us to run a whole bunch of classes that people are interested in and promote what we believe in as a company. A way to get people active and promote a healthy active lifestyle.”


There’s no need to sign in ahead of time, as the classes are all drop-in. This makes for a more comfortable, relaxed, and accessible atmosphere. Attendance for the yoga classes are usually between 10 to 20 people.
According to Lautrup, because Lululemon started as a yoga company, the yoga classes are better known but other classes are starting to become more popular as well. A run group, led by a local staffer, every Wednesday night at 6:30 p.m., is starting to grow in popularity.


If anyone has ideas for a session, they can bring them into the store and get put on the calendar as suggestions for future classes. Past classes have included a food workshop to inform the public on how to eat a balanced diet and a cleansing workshop to teach people who are looking to learn more about cleansing their bodies.


A class is going to be held on the Oct. 26 called a Financial Seminar, something never done before on the Lululemon calendar. In these economic times, Lautrup thinks it could be a valuable class for those that want more information on how to keep on top of their financial records.

For more information, people can go to the Oakridge Lululemon mini website, which can be reached from the main Lululemon site. They have a monthly calendar of events. They run a yoga class every Sunday from 9:45 a.m. to 10:45 a.m. and have the running class on Wednesday nights at 6:30 p.m.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Article #1

Oh, and I forgot... my article... Second one down. Look for the name. :p Don't know what I think of it... Feels a bit rushed. And they cut out a lot because they thought it was too flowery but ah well. Good or bad that it's front page of the website?

But then, I'm not exactly ever happy with my baking either. haha.

Idiocies of the Less than Coherent...


Yesterday was pretty hilarious. My lack of coherence added to the general tomfoolery. I'm impressed I didn't walk into a wall, really. Went to school, blah blah blah. Normal. Came home, did some cleaning up because Camille was coming over from Whistler and we were heading down to Gastowns, which I hadn't decided whether I was going to race or not.
Went to take the garbage outside, grabbing the keys from beside the front door. As I'm walking outside, I have this thought of, "Ha, wouldn't it be funny if the house keys weren't actually on this chain and I'm now locked out and Becky's already gone out to dinner and I don't have a phone or any way of getting back in..." Chuck the garbage out and look down at my hand and I'm actually holding just two bike lock keys.

Awesome. Just awesome.

As it turns out, Becky took the house keys off my extra set to give to her sister who's visiting. My own fault though really. I definitely think my instincts have been speaking up lately and I just catch on too late or ignore them completely then later think, "A ha! Thaaat's what you were talking about... Sheee-it..."

I almost sat down and cried - that's how great my day was going. After a few minutes of contemplating trying my hand at Parkour to get up on the back deck (Mitchell can do it and he's only, what, a foot taller than me? No sweat. :p), a guy comes down towards the garage and I beg him to let me in. Whew. Thank goodness. Meanwhile, Camille is out front calling my phone to get me to let him in. I tell him my sad story and he kinda just laughs at my sad state with a shake of his head. Yeah, I know... that's going to happen only once, trust me.

Get geared up and head out, returning to the house three times to pick up stuff I've forgotten. Idiot. Thinking we're going to be late, we hammer down to Gastown and find that we're early because everyone's on Vancouver time and don't show up til about 9. That was annoying in kind of a shrugging 'Why do I even bother' kind of way...


I'm humming and hawwing, wondering whether I should race sick, kind of knowing that I can still do it sick and probably still do well sick (that's how dismal the girls' side can be...sigh...), and end up signing up because there aren't enough girls to race a full bracket otherwise.

Strangely enough the bar was full of people I knew, half because most were friends I convinced to come/already were coming, and half because I'm starting to branch out and make new friends in the community (helping out with the race Friday, I take pictures of people and they get tagged on Facebook and therefore want to be my friend [at least on Facebook, haha] so they can see all the pictures). Kinda cool.

End up racing and beating the pants off some girls. :p I have this annoying habit of sitting up at the end of the race if I'm ahead, which I think probably looks awfully egotistical but I can't help it... usually it's because my hair's falling out and I need to fix it. haha.

I kinda do that til I hit the final against Louise, which is again a Roddick/Federer match of stepping onto the court and just having the thoughts of, "Shit. There's no way I'm winning this." Bad thoughts, I know. She's just got so much experience on me and bikes a heck of a lot more. The really unfortunate part this time was that my seatpost wasn't tight enough so it dropped halfway through the race so I was way too low. That sucked. I kinda wish it hadn't because I was doing alright. Ah well, next time. November's the last one so if OSAP comes through, I might have to invest in a wind trainer. :)

Now? Two stories to finish for Tuesday a.m. - One on the H1N1 hysteria at Langara, Second on the Lululemon free events. Meaning I have to go to yoga on Sunday. It's a tough life. :p

Pic du jour:

Aww yeah, cyclocross! I will upload the rest of the pictures, I swear! haha


Quote du Jour:

"Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders, than from the arguments of its opposers."

Monday, October 5, 2009

Next Stop, Stress City... Population? You.


So, it's been a bit of a week... Got my first story, became a camera gal for the first time, rode my first scooter (as a passenger...), watched some sweet cyclocross (and wanted to jump in with the SOMA, 20 mm slick tires and all haha.) dreamed of fixed gears... oh, and forgot all my assignments for school and therefore did them all Monday morning in class. Thank god my prof is very chill and recognizes the suck of starting school at 8:30 am...
Okay, first things first. My first story for Langara's paper, The Voice, was about puppies. That's right. Puppies. Well, kinda. It was about Charlie's Food Bank, a shelter-based program run out of Mission Possible, a shelter down on Powell St. that gives out food, kitty litter, toys, etc. It's actually a really cool idea and I've never heard of it before but it's brilliant. Talked to Kim Monteith at the SPCA, who is also a really cool woman, and headed down in the rain to take some pictures. Met a red pit bull/Great Dane mix named Bogatai who weighed more than I do at 154 lbs! He was a sweetie though, as was his owner, Ken Barker, who proceeded to tell me a story of Bogatai going after bears. Pretty cool. Finding a focus for the story was kind of hard... I wanted to talk about all of it and everyone! Taking pictures was cool but kind of hard. You need to ask permission to take people's pictures and I'm not so good at approaching people to get their picture.
Wednesday I had a bit of a night out - went down to Chill Winston's to have a drink with Moses and ended up daydreaming about bartending and/or serving again... I kind of miss it, I think? Working somewhere like the Chill Winston would be great because it would be busy but seems like a pretty good group of people. I've found myself daydreaming a lot lately of other people's lives... maybe I should just become an actress... or a spy. Ha. I think it's more stress related though - wanting to be somewhere else so you don't have to deal with where you are now and have to change and adapt to your present circumstances.
The Miele is now a singlespeed and I'm being pressured to convert it to a fixed gear but I think I love love love coasting a little too much to do so. Although it does have a flip flop hub that would allow for both and it would be something else for me to learn. Good for the brain connections. Haha. Let's be honest, I'll probably end up doing it at some point. Just to say I did. I have been dreaming of back tire skidding whenever I go down a hill or come up to a light...
Went to visit the Nana on the North Shore. She's now in a wheelchair and can't talk so mostly I just show up and read to her. It's a surprisingly short yet interesting trip over to visit her (seabus... yeah! Big ass hill up Lonsdale... no!) so I should really just make more time and do it more often. The North Shore is pretty cool, I'll give it that. Weird thing to happen though - as I was biking up, a camera guy jumped out and totally filmed me. Background for news? I dunno. Odd. Definitely odd.
First story done, second story? Lululemon free events! Yeah! I have to go to a yoga class. Love it. Also have to do a piece on Swine Flu. It's amazing how many freaking signs and spazz outs we have at school for it. There's hand sanitizer in all the classrooms, big signs on the doors... just so strange in an oversensitive way.
Sunday we did filming for the rando bike video the boys and I want to put together. I was definitely an awful camera gal as I don't know what they wanted and had trouble holding the camera steady.
This week went stressful right out of the gate but I think I have a handle on it now. I got most of my work done, got to go to Gastowns (second, again... sigh), doing a radio interview with Moses tomorrow night, getting stuff all done so I can have the weekend off.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Biking biking biking... what's a girl to do?


First - sick season... my awesome homemade soup to combat! Hiya!

Did a lot of riding this week... as most weeks end up being. Legs tired. Wiped is maybe more the word. Funny, I don't feel like I'm getting as much out of biking as I do running or rollerskiing but man, riding home from work today, my legs were shot. Granted, I've been racing Mitchell "Fast Legs Fixie" Bowman at all hours of the night SOMA vs. a 69 gear ratio up hills down hills all over the city all week so that may have something to do with it buuuut... I've also been falling asleep for powernaps soon after coming home from school so I figured I was okay. Apparently not. Any remedies for quick recovery for legs beyond warm baths and reverse wall sits, are greatly appreciated.

Thursday was Midnight Mass - a ride that starts at midnight, doesn't have a ton of people (I think they've topped out at 30 once...), and a potentially chill night ride without having to deal with cars, you get to meet interesting people, and is a pretty rockin' time for a girl who loves a good night ride... It starts over in East Vancouver at Grandview Park and this time the choice was made to ride over to Jericho Park. There is a sweet hill down First Ave. where when you're at the top and it's green, you chill down the hill. If it's red, you hammer because by the time you get down there, it'll be green. So awesome.

Friday was Critical Mass. My first CM. It was alright. Not what I thought it was, really. Caught up with it a bit late and we ended up in the back. They had a radio station playing some hopping tunes and all through the group, people had radios in backpacks, on back racks all playing the same music. Pretty cool. We made it up to the Lion's Gate Bridge and I was surprised that we only stuck around for a little while before taking off... I really thought we'd stay there for awhile. I had visions of a big long party. But I guess people have to go back and forth so that doesn't really make sense. That would be sweet though. A bridge party. Although logistically probably not a good idea to have drunk people on a bridge. Hmm...


Lion's Gate Bridge - awesome. haha.

After CM, we bombed it out to Richmond for the Night Market, which is so much fun. The ride is pretty much the new Canada Line route, which is nice because then when the night is over and you're tired and full of bubble tea and potatoes on sticks, you can just take it home. I appreciated my gears though. Raced the guys down Cambie St. to the river and I love love love having the big gear back. Ownage. Haha.

Am still not in school mode. Sort of sucks as this is supposed to be what I want to do, right? I dunno. The biggest problem I'm having with it is the same one I've been having for the past forever in university. There's too much. Yeah, sure, the focus keeps going down as you narrow your specialization (Arts, English, Journalism, etc.) but it doesn't seem narrow enough for me. I guess, sure, you're supposed to do everything as it will broaden your horizons and you may end up with something that you may or may not have realized that you love to do.

But.

But, there's too much. Right now I feel I can't even give the courses I have the focus they deserve as well as train and have a life and sleep and eat. And yeah, maybe it's time management (as we all know I'm sort of suck at that... night before deadline? No prob whipping off a 10 page essay... which may or may not be perfect for journalism...) but at the same time, it's always the problem. It always seems to be the biggest problem. This is supposed to be the time of your life. Well, alright, maybe undergrad but I would stretch it all through your 20s almost. Where you will be spending a majority of it fretting as to whether you can do all the
assignments in a class, to the teacher's specification, do well enough that you'll be a shining star (just like everyone else is looking to be...), have something unique that you can do better than anyone else to be that stand out, meet and interact with your fellow students both in
school and outside of school, and have the money to do so. I work once a week. That is more than enough for spending fun money but what if I don't get OSAP? What if I don't want to burden my parents with the cost of my studies? A job? So, when I'm not in school, I'll be spending the rest of my time working in order to stay IN school. I'm sure it's the age-old debate...

This is the time of your life but you just can't tell?

The sweet life? If only I could spend it in a bag of Sour Patch Kids... hang on... that's usually how I get through the days...

Aaaanyway, that is a hard question for someone more in charge than I... I am off to bed. Man, I need to do more running... I'm getting bike legs. Ugh. haha.

Picture du jour:
Construction companies with some creativity?

Quote du Jour:

"Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace..." - Victor Hugo

Monday, September 14, 2009

The Further Adventures Of...


So, Camille came into town Thursday... really cool ski guy living up at Whistler and on the XC training centre up there... I wanted to take him over to the Night Market in Richmond - so much fun, kinda carnivalesque. Instead, got a text from my friend Mitchell saying there was going to be a Midnight Ride so we planned to show up to that... James was nice enough to lend Camille his bike so we geared up and headed over. The night was almost cut short just before passing the Bike Dr. ironically, when Camille tells me that his back tire feels a little funny. We pull over to the side and just as we come up to the curb, there's a big bang and his back tire blows out. Of course, all I have is a tube and no tire, no wrench, no pump. Call up Mitchell, who doesn't have anything on him, call up Nik to see if he's in the area because he has keys to the store and we could just go in and set Camille back up, but he doesn't answer, call up James, who's at his bike friend Kevin's place and has everything we need and then we wait. James and Tristan show up, whistle at the damage, and fix it up. Continue on to Commercial and meet up with a rag tag bunch of people for a sweet night ride. Rode towards downtown then cut up the huge Main St. hill and up to Queen Elizabeth Park. Camille was a champ in that he's on a single speed (no gears). Of course the skiers came out on top as everyone hammered up Main. Awesome. Queen Elizabeth Park is gorgeous, especially at night. They have gorgeous pavement in their parking lot at the top so I did a few laps while the guys sprawled around and chattering about bikes.

Friday was interesting. I had two three-hour classes and was not impressed when, at 9:30 (start of Broadcasting class), our prof gave us a cheery smile and said, "Okay guys! Let's interview each other! Yeah!" Ugh.

Friday night was supposed to be Bad Party but I came home from school then work and crashed out hard for a two hour nap and by the time we got up and got ourselves together, it was too late. Which I'm kinda glad about because I had to work Saturday morning 10 am and it would've really sucked to do that tired... Saturday night was pretty low-key. Movie. Candy. Awww, yeah...

Last night was hilarious. Started when we were supposed to go to the beach but when Camille and I got to English Bay, it was madness busy. Learned through the networks (okay, called Moses...haha) that there was a block party going down in Gastown. On the way, ran into Carl, who I work with and convinced him to come with. We all trundled down to Abbott St. where there was a block cordoned off, a DJ spinning music, a skate halfpipe, tents set up, and people everywhere. Carl's ADD brought us to a bar called the Cambie for drinks and food. Got in touch with Mitchell who was still at the block party and ended up heading back there to watch a breakdancing comp. Too bad we were a bit late as we couldn't see anything in the crush of people. Mitchell, being Mitchell, climbed up on a speaker and so I handed him my camera. Got some sweet shots...

After we tired of being jostled around, we headed back to the Chill Winston to meet up with Moses and ended up in the middle of Science Sundays where he, one of the bartenders, and his friend Campy were going to chuck a pack of Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke. Not going to lie, it was a bit of a letdown. One of them brought an umbrella, they were all edgy as they dropped them in... and they just fizzled and overflowed. Hmm.

From there, we headed home with the promise of cheesecake and found Becky back from pink-skinned and grinning, fresh from Tofino and surfing. Chilled on the back deck and ate cheesecake and tarts. Mitchell scrambled up to an upper ledge to eat his and then used the building as a personal playground... The funniest thing was that a couple weeks ago I was talking to someone about locking the back deck door... I'm pretty sure my comment was "Why bother locking it? Who is going to be able to get up on our back deck? Ninjas?" Yes, apparently, Ninja Mitchell can get up on our deck. Twice. And then can get up onto the second deck where the bbq lives. So now if I come down and he's passed out on the back couch, I'll know he had a good night downtown and couldn't make it home. haha.

Next was adventuring to Granville Island. It was too early for Dumpster Bread when we got there so Mitchell just went up to the bakery and asked them for bread. We sat at the top of the East corner pyramid and ate 14 dollars of organic bread. Yum. The boys decided that they wanted a better view so first they tried to climb the flagpole at the top of the pyramid, which didn't work - too slippery. So, we moved on to the kids' play park where we were playing around. They climbed up to a deck... cool. I climbed up stairs and got to about the same level... I look away for what I swear is like, 30 seconds and this is what I'm confronted with when I look back:

"Just cool. Casual. We climbed poles... no big deal."

Next brilliant idea was to get the best view of the island and climb the Emily Carr Institute. Of course, right? Why not? So, there we were... two almost 6 foot tall people and me at a touch over 5, urban climbing. Oh, and I didn't get the memo about it so I was wearing my cycling shoes. Or, no, wait, I was barefoot as I felt more comfortable climbing barefoot than in those shoes. The climb kinda went like this...

Mitchell, already halfway up as I'm locking the bikes, whistles, "You coming, chief? Toss our stuff up and get up here already!"
Camille, "This is so cool guys!"
Me, "Guys, I don't think I'm going to be able to get up there."
M, "C'mon, just jump."
L, "I'm a head shorter than you. And that's a 10 m drop."
M, "Oh."
C: "Here, grab my hand and pull yourself up."
M: "Nah, let her try first."
L: "Sigh. I'm going to die tonight, aren't I..."

I end up in swampy edges of the roof (I know, barefoot, kinda gross.) in order to avoid a potential drop to my death but made it up all the same with a little help from the boys. The view was beautiful, I've got to admit. Camille started doing handstands, Mitchell suggested doing headstands on the edge (No, that didn't go down... :p) and then we scaled back down. As we were making our quiet getaway, we passed two security guards just leaving the building facing the building we climbed and getting in their car. And we laughed. Perfect timing, as usual.

Headed down to the docks to chill and play around with the bikes... The boys switch - Camille tries out the fixie, Mitchell tries to get air on James bike. At first Camille has trouble getting his second foot into the toe clips as they are a little tight so we just watch him ride along, comically going up and down like a Three Stooges sketch as the pedals are not stopping. Mitchell comes towards where I am on the old dock and starts to say, "Hey, let's see how fast your camera is... think you can catch me in the ai- oh god!" The front wheel sinks in between two of the boards as they are old and gapped...


After I stop laughing and picked myself up off the ground, the wheel was checked out and declared sound, we moved over to the pavement and got some sweet shots of air.


Good times... Next week? Birthday Weekend. How're we going to top this one?

Quote du Jour:

"Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow..."

Ha ha.

Next post will be school, I promise!