Monday, May 2, 2011

VOTE.


I don't care who you vote for just so long as you get out there are give your say. It's not a huge time out of your day and this way you can whine about the elected government guilt-free for the next however much time they get to be in office with a majority/minority/coalition/new thing they make up on the spot.

Also, how embarrassing for Harper if he doesn't get in and the Canadian government's gotta go through a whole process to change their name again? He'll have to put that kitten down to fight off Layton ripping down his pictures in the main hall. That would be a sight... if the NDP get in and Layton's calmly ripping the pictures of Harper's creepy smiling face off the wall when suddenly he's tackled at the waist by a Harper screaming "Never!" It turns into this old man wrestling match, pictures and glass scattering across the floor, while Ignatieff looks in with his British 'tut tut' face. Layton manages to get the upper hand and crashes Harper over the head with his Christmas '10 photo, the ugly sweater split from shoulder to waist over his big melon. Harper starts throwing photos like ninja stars as Layton parcours his way behind a door then retaliates with Harper's snow globe collection (because we all know he has a snow globe collection to go with that freaky-ass picture of his cat).

Let's be honest, probably they'd just have a slap fight...

But ANYWAY,

In the event the mumblings are true and they form a Conservative/Liberal government, it's going to be like that poor kid in kindergarten who has a gawdawful long hyphenated with another gawdawful long name who has to learn to spell it... people will start then just give up halfway.

Not going to lie, I still can't even say Ignatieff's last name let alone spell it right the first time. Can't we just skip right over to Justin Trudeau? That would definitely get the 18-25 voters out again.

I'm curious to see if all this push push push will get more people out voting or if they'll just feel overwhelmed and get apathetic.

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